Funny Texts

Jokes

Trump: "Foreign Policy? If you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee!"

Funny Riddles

What is the difference between a lawyer and a liar?
The pronunciation!

One-Liners

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.

Inspirational Quotes

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. By Steve Jobs

Funny Insults

There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it!

Funny SMS Texts & Messages

What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?