Funny Texts

Jokes

Trump: "Foreign Policy? If you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee!"

Funny Riddles

What is the difference between a lawyer and a liar?
The pronunciation!

One-Liners

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.

Funny Messenger Texts

I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!

Inspirational Quotes

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. By Steve Jobs

Funny Insults

There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it!

Funny SMS Texts & Messages

What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."