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A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor: "Can I help you?" "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines!"

Inspirational Quote:

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. By Pablo Picasso

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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

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I had a ploughman's lunch T oTr day. He wasn't V happy.

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If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

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One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

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